THE RETURN OF THE NOTORIOUS T.O.B.

You thinking that Tom's
Just sitting by the pond
You're dead wrong

You thinking that Tom's
Focusing on his lawn
You're dead wrong

Relax and take notes
While I tell folks about Russell Wilson's quotes
Would you like some eggs, no yolks no yolks?
T.O.B. for mayor, prompt taxpayer
The Nole Slayer (2-4 is pretty fair!)
"Coach told me I was too small"
Russ, go snag foul balls, pack up your bags
Fly to St. Paul, and don't come back
Me benching Mike Glennon? No, that just wasn't happening
I don't want a title, never found it vital
The Belk Bowl? That's local, sleep in my own bed, yo
What'd you learn in Wisconsin?
To drink toxins? Hippie words like "awesome?"
Offense so slow my nephews call me Yeezy
Hurry-up's disgusting, always leaves me queasy
I'm like a combination of Jim Grobe and Al Groh
Cause I'm barely awake, never win state
You won a Super Bowl, but then you followed it with a loss
.500's T.O.B. shit, boss, you're dead wrong