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LES MILES LIKES HIS DINE-IN FILMS

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IT'S SAFER THAN GOING OUT FOR SO MANY REASONS

Per Aaron Gordon's research, Les Miles watches a movie every time he's in New York, which makes a lot of sense if you think about a few things. It makes sense when you realize every New York hotel has, for some reason, the worst cable package on the planet despite being located in one of the acknowledged poles of the modern universe. It makes sense when you think about Les Miles potentially stumbling like Bill Murray into a party of millennials having a party at 3 am, doing the dishes, and ending up as a Page Six item where he's mistakenly identified as Kurt Russell. It makes sense because that is something Les Miles would totally do, and also because it's something Les Miles would be prevented from doing by helpful advisors who recognize that they totally work with a Les Miles.

So while there are a ton of movies Les is charging to the TAF, the one in that tweet is from June 2014. Let's do the math, allow for a two month or so delay from theater release, calibrate for taste, and yup yup the computer is saying--

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--it's saying that there's a zero percent chance Les Miles' idea of a good time isn't sitting in his boxer briefs and athletic socks on a hotel room while laughing way, way too loud at a Tyler Perry movie. See it in your mind's eye; admire the clarity and correctness of this vision.