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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.7: DEATH ROW SAVES THE DAY

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SOUTH CAROLINA ALREADY OFF TO AN AUSPICIOUS START

Jim Dedmon-USA TODAY Sports

The Shutdown Fullcast returns this week with the following content provided to you during a season where there is ABSOLUTELY NO FOOTBALL CONTENT. We're basically magicians because a.) we make things appear out of nowhere, and b.) we're often awkward at parties and underemployed.

Topics include:

  • The auspicious beginnings of the Will Muschamp era at South Carolina
  • Two stories Bun B told us for free, including the time he was in a situation so bad that Suge Knight showing up was GOOD news
  • A note of admiration for the genius who invented Blue Raspberry, the zone read of plays
  • What to do when Purdue gets into your bloodstream
  • Ryan speaks for several minutes in Ben Carson's voice, which he turns out to be pretty good at
  • A question so heinous the clearest and safest answer is "Bob Davie"
  • There's a school named "Moon Area", which isn't a question but is an important observation
  • A terrifying realization that Charlie Weis WILL coach Rutgers one day

Listen here, subscribe on iTunes, or just be a sluggard and press the play button on the embedded player below. COME BACK BEN CARSON. COME BACK NOW.