TIRED OF CALLING IT THE BIG GAME? NOT TO WORRY!

If you're like me, you can't stand seeing advertisement after advertisement referring to "the Big Game." It's not because I want anyone to draw the NFL's litigious ire. I'm just tired of these unimaginative substitute names. If you're talking about a major pro football event in early February, assume that we're all going to make the connection and venture out a little. To help our corporate friends along, I prepared this random generator that gives you a (mostly) unique, definitely legal*, and totally clear** phrase to use instead of "the Big Game." You're welcome!

*I mean i'm assuming these are all legal, I don't actually know
**If you think these are clunky, that's on you