COUPLETS FOR TODAY’S BOWL GAME

AS ALWAYS DURING BOWL SEASON: Our Fullcast previews roll on forever, and you can click back and forth through them as you like.

Liberty Bowl

On Welsh Wheel of Fortune he’d do well

Kirby can’t stop taking Ls

Sun Bowl

Stanford and UNC often fail to pass

One on the field, the other in class

Music City Bowl

They’re both your uncle who still skates

Stuck in 1998

Arizona Bowl

Not on TV, this game’s M.O.:

Tax fraud with a halftime show

Orange Bowl

One team’s coach takes pics with Migos

The other lives on Skoal and Fritos