ALL THE KIFFINS

Florida Atlantic University Owls Football Coaching Staff

Lane Kiffin: Head Coach

Chris Kiffin: Defensive Coordinator and Recruiting Coordinator

Dane Kiffin: Gloom/butter cookies/defensive backs

Zane Kiffin: cowboy hats/villainous cameos/running backs

Blaine Kiffin: Not Gabbert, definitely not Blaine Gabbert/QB coach/Not Blaine Gabbert cashing checks for the 49ers while sending Chip Kelly and his agent’s calls to voicemail

Train Kiffin: ballads your mom likes/linebackers/is actual train/hobo culture/special teams

Sane Kiffin: Is still at USC, happily delegating power to assistants and competing yearly for Pac-12 titles while recruiting well

Propane Kiffin: The best option for fuel savings in the long run for you and your family/Best option for outdoor grilling no matter what the men at Big Charcoal say/ Operations

Bane Kiffin: Strength and conditioning/owner of shadows/CPAP wearer

Mane Kiffin: Memphis recruiting coordinator/safeties

Maine Kiffin: Has weird accent even by New England standards/Lobsterman/Flannels and Video Coordinator

La Haine Kiffin: Parisian outskirts recruiting coordinator/Football Media

Wayne Kiffin: No-good shiftless layabout/defensive line/smashed up the fun boat and just left it at the marina like no one would notice

Vain Kiffin: see “Lane”

Caine Kiffin: dramatic cadence/stoic welling up/Cockneyisms/quality control

Mike Locksley: just recruiting/literally nothing else/Being Mike Locksley

Charlemagne Kiffin: Holy Roman Emperor/Saxon hatin’/Snacks