SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.54: YOU CAN’T LOSE TO KANSAS

Though apparently you can lose to Iowa State, if you have really really really good hair. You can also lose to Boston College, but you have to be UConn, which, no, don't do that. You CAN'T lose to Central Michigan if you're Oklahoma State. They ran the numbers and it's mathematically impossible; please correct your flawed record book.

Other topics!

• Rutgers, and Paul Wulff proves it could be so much worse
• Standing outside in the cold to prove you're tough
• Colorado won't make the Playoff but dang that'd be awesome
• An exploration of the madness that is the Apple Cup
• Vanderbilt tuned up Ole Miss, in case you missed it
• Tom Herman's airport habits
• Notre Dame is 4-7, just FYI

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