PREVIEW FOR WEEK SEVEN HERE. Also, we don’t talk that much about week seven, because it’s just not that interesting. Instead, we answer reader questions and talk about Alex Jones a lot. WE’RE HUMANS. FLESH AND BLOOD. WE LIKE TO EAT AND HAVE CHILDREN.
—Some exciting pre-show banter definitely not left unintentionally in the audio
--Reminder that Ole Miss/Arkansas is on this week, and unless it involves converting a 4th and 25 on a backwards pass it probably can't top last year
--A definitive discussion of who gets purpler: Alex Jones or Brian Kelly?
--Also a diversion into the oldest software in use to discuss college football on the internet, aka ND NATION, and a look at just how bad the rest of the season could be for Notre Dame. Put on Stanford/Notre Dame on the screen on your fridge! Let it simmer there for a while, like a fine reduction.
--This is not a short conversation, we mock Notre Dame for at least ten minutes
--MICHIGAN WE KNOW YOU'RE SMART, YOU TELL YOURSELVES AND US THAT ALL THE TIME
--Who in the top ten is secretly assy, and about to display said assedness in the second half of the season? (Baaaaaadgers)
--More desperate thrashing to create an argument against Alabama winning their game against Tennessee this week
--Reader Kenny probably totally hates Ryan, but we let him stay at the party anyway and answer his question about Baylor probably hiring Sonny Dykes
--This leads to noticing the Big 12 is pretty much loaded with gun-toting mascots, or those who need them immediately
--Why Ohio State will play just fine this weekend against Wisconsin and still get dinged for it
--Teams that don't have live mascots who need live mascots, like the Indiana Hoosiers, who just need a regular guy from Indiana to sit on the sidelines in a sweatshirt and cheap jeans
--West Virginia's only played four games? Cool, on that throwback schedule
--WAKE FOREST PLAYING FSU WITH A BETTER ACC RECORD ON THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 30-0 IN TALLY ALL IN LET'S GO DO IT FOR GHOST ARNOLD PALMER
--Jim Harbaugh drinking milk, it's just gross, man
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