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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.43: LEASH YOUR DUCK, PLEASE

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READER QUESTIONS, ALEX JONES, AND LIVE MASCOTS THAT SHOULD EXIST

Oregon v Oregon State Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images

PREVIEW FOR WEEK SEVEN HERE. Also, we don’t talk that much about week seven, because it’s just not that interesting. Instead, we answer reader questions and talk about Alex Jones a lot. WE’RE HUMANS. FLESH AND BLOOD. WE LIKE TO EAT AND HAVE CHILDREN.

—Some exciting pre-show banter definitely not left unintentionally in the audio

--Reminder that Ole Miss/Arkansas is on this week, and unless it involves converting a 4th and 25 on a backwards pass it probably can't top last year

--A definitive discussion of who gets purpler: Alex Jones or Brian Kelly?

--Also a diversion into the oldest software in use to discuss college football on the internet, aka ND NATION, and a look at just how bad the rest of the season could be for Notre Dame. Put on Stanford/Notre Dame on the screen on your fridge! Let it simmer there for a while, like a fine reduction.

--This is not a short conversation, we mock Notre Dame for at least ten minutes

--MICHIGAN WE KNOW YOU'RE SMART, YOU TELL YOURSELVES AND US THAT ALL THE TIME

--Who in the top ten is secretly assy, and about to display said assedness in the second half of the season? (Baaaaaadgers)

--More desperate thrashing to create an argument against Alabama winning their game against Tennessee this week

--Reader Kenny probably totally hates Ryan, but we let him stay at the party anyway and answer his question about Baylor probably hiring Sonny Dykes

--This leads to noticing the Big 12 is pretty much loaded with gun-toting mascots, or those who need them immediately

--Why Ohio State will play just fine this weekend against Wisconsin and still get dinged for it

--Teams that don't have live mascots who need live mascots, like the Indiana Hoosiers, who just need a regular guy from Indiana to sit on the sidelines in a sweatshirt and cheap jeans

--West Virginia's only played four games? Cool, on that throwback schedule

--WAKE FOREST PLAYING FSU WITH A BETTER ACC RECORD ON THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF 30-0 IN TALLY ALL IN LET'S GO DO IT FOR GHOST ARNOLD PALMER

--Jim Harbaugh drinking milk, it's just gross, man

LISTEN IN THE PLAYER ABOVE. SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES. CONSUME. CONSUUUUUUME.