SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 4.42: THE UNBEARABLE SADNESS OF RUTGERS

Week six is done, and so is Rutgers football after losing 78-0 to Michigan.

Topics!

• The Notre Dame/NC State game, a.k.a. THE BEST 10-3 GAME EVER and MORE PROOF YOU SHOULD JUST PUNT AND HOPE YOUR OPPONENT DOES SOMETHING STUPID
• "Will Notre Dame make a bowl game?", a question we actually have to ask at this point
• Notre Dame could miss a bowl game this year
• How many points can we make about Notre Dame being horrible and Brian Kelly being a wretched man, well, how many points ya got
• A SALUTE TO RUTGERS SURVIVING AN EPIC DEFEAT SO BAD IT BECAME NEAR-NOBLE
• A discussion of what did and didn't make sense in Tennessee/Texas A&M. Tennessee had seven turnovers and almost won! Guess which category this falls into here!
• A deep analysis of how the LSU/Florida game played out
• The Count of Monte Cristo Game, which you may also call the Washington/Oregon game, or also call the most thorough debacling of a rival this year (unless you call Rutgers/Michigan a rivalry) (<---ONE SHOULD NOT)
• Texas has given up more points than Kansas, and other terrifying statistics Ryan wants to scar your brain with
• An argument for Floyd of Rosedale to be a real pig again
• Renaming Miami's stadium retroactively by possible sponsor
• Stanford. Yiiiiiiiikes, Stanford

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