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THE CURIOUS INDEX IS GOLD

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MAMA MIA THIS IS A TORTURED APPROACH

TODAY THE LARRY COKER ERA WILL BE ENDING / FINISHED THREE AND NINE / SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME / SINCE HIS CORAL GABLES PRIME / TODAY THE LARRY COKER ERA HAS CONCLUDED / AT U T S A / WHAT A FALL FROM GRACE / MIAMI FANS WILL CALL HIM GAY

SACRE BLEU / TORN ACL AND MCL TOO / SACRE BLEU / JAYLON SMITH, HOPE YOUR RECOVERY'S VERY SMOOTH / SACRE BLEU / OUR MEDICAL THOUGHTS ON THIS PIECE OF NEWS / SACRE BLEU / KNEES ARE TREMENDOUS ASSHOLES / WHOOAAAA SACRE BLEU / KNEES ARE TREMENDOUS ASSHOLES

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT / THE KICK MID-FLIGHT, AGUAYOOOO / WHEN THE OFFENSE GOT BOGGED DOWN, YOU SEE / WE'D GET THE THREE, AGUAYOOOO / THOUGH WE NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE COULD LOSE

THERE'S NO REGRET / THOUGH YOU MISSED ONE AGAINST GEORGIA TECH / AND TOM HERMAN, AGUAYOOOOO

I DON'T WANNA STAY ON THIS STANFORD ROSTER / THOUGH OUR TEAM IS STRONG / I FEEL I SHOULD MOVE ON / I'VE PLAYED MY LAST SNAP / AND I'M GOING TO TRANSFER / NOTHING MORE TO SAY / I'LL FEAST ON IOWA STATE / SO GOODBYE DAVID SHAW / BARRY SANDERS JUNIOR'S GONE / THOUGH I'VE A PEDIGREE / I'M NOT A MCCAFFREY