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YOUR TAXSLAYER BOWL DRINKING GAME

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IT'S A CLASSIC ALREADY.

Phil Sears-USA TODAY Sports

Yes, the big day is finally here. It's time to gather all your friends and take in the TaxSlayer Bowl between two of college football's bluebloods. It's Penn State, a team that seems decent enough until you actually watch them, versus Georgia, a ghost ship of a program that's playing out the string while their new head coach finishes up working for his Dad.

To help improve your TaxSlayer Bowl experience, we've put together a drinking game to keep things nice and lubricated for an optimal Saturday afternoon.

DRINK ONE IF:

You go take your dog for a walk in a nearby park.

You go get lunch with friends.

You get cracking on that New Year's resolution and hit the gym or go for a run.

You spend the day with a good book you just got for Christmas.

DRINK TWO IF:

You finally start that 1000 piece puzzle of the Empire State Building your aunt got you for Christmas nine years ago.

You clean out your closet and donate all the clothes you haven't worn in the past year.

You rewatch Wrestlemania III, and you're still a little hacked off about Macho Man going down to Ricky Steamboat.

You sigh deeply after getting needles everywhere trying to take the Christmas tree out to the curb.

DRINK HALF A DRINK IF:

You get lost in your own thoughts again wondering what life would be like if you settled down with you old college flame.

You start shopping for backsplash tiles.

You complete a small to moderate home improvement project without injuring yourself. Take that, Dad.

FINISH YOUR DRINK IF:

You walk past an idling UPS truck and think "Man, I could just hop in and drive and see where the world takes me, there's nothing left for me here."

You accidentally watch more than one second of this God forsaken bowl game, what were you thinking?

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We hope this helps boost your enjoyment of the TaxSlayer Bowl!