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A former Red Power Ranger has been charged with murdering his roommate with a sword. (He's not even the first former member of the show to be arrested on a homicide charge.) This requires us to present the first Meaningless Friday Power Ranking of the offseason, in which we list the actors from children's TV most likely to murder you. This list does not include animated characters because they're not real. Presented without explanation because we don't need your approval:
20. LeVar Burton
19. Jambi
18. Whoever Jennifer Love Hewitt played on Kids Incorporated
17. Live-action Luigi
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16. The Mathnet detectives
15. Artie, the Strongest Man in the World
14. Alex Mack
13. Punky Brewster's dad
12. Ferguson
11. Bobby Budnick
10. Mr. Conductor as played by Ringo Starr
9. Rockapella
8. Talkatoo Cockatoo
7. Batley
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6. Brad from Hey Dude
5. The rat from Beakman's World
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4. Dipsy
3. Elmo
2. Steve from Blue's Clues
1. Marc Weiner
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