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MEANINGLESS FRIDAY POWER RANKING: CHILDREN'S TV ACTORS WHO WILL MURDER YOU

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THERE IS ONE BEATLE ON THIS LIST

Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

A former Red Power Ranger has been charged with murdering his roommate with a sword. (He's not even the first former member of the show to be arrested on a homicide charge.) This requires us to present the first Meaningless Friday Power Ranking of the offseason, in which we list the actors from children's TV most likely to murder you. This list does not include animated characters because they're not real. Presented without explanation because we don't need your approval:

20. LeVar Burton

19. Jambi

18. Whoever Jennifer Love Hewitt played on Kids Incorporated

17. Live-action Luigi

16. The Mathnet detectives

15. Artie, the Strongest Man in the World

14. Alex Mack

13. Punky Brewster's dad

12. Ferguson

11. Bobby Budnick

10. Mr. Conductor as played by Ringo Starr

9. Rockapella

8. Talkatoo Cockatoo

7. Batley

6. Brad from Hey Dude

5. The rat from Beakman's World

4. Dipsy

3. Elmo

2. Steve from Blue's Clues

1. Marc Weiner