THE CURIOUS INDEX GETS SHOOK

MEDIC. Michael Brewer was the only quarterback to beat Ohio State last year, and through half of last night's game he was on the way to a repeat. But then he got clobbered in the pocket, broke his collarbone and, and will miss a month or so healing up. How bad did his absence hurt the Hokies? After Brewer left the game, the Hokies averaged under two yards per play on offense until a meaningless touchdown drive late in the fourth quarter.

ON MATTERS OF RELIGION. We don't normally use this space to talk about sensitive subjects like spiritual beliefs and questions of morality, but this is too impo-

Dammit, Braxton Miller! We had 2800 words of opinion piece all laid out and then you spun it into nothing.

AN IMPORTANT OBSERVATION ON RACE. A thing about being a white male in today's soc-

Ok, yeah, that one was merited, Cardale.

ATLANTA REMAINS THE CITY OF CHAMPIONSHIPS. As in, that's where the SEC Championship Game is played and will be for quite some time. You...you didn't think we meant the Falcons, did you? Oh, jeez. That's unfortunate. I mean, it's a little bit on you, since they are the Falcons and all.

ETC. Pawl.