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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT TEXAS JUST STAY AWAKE AND LOOK AT ME

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(Texas walks in covered in blood and with one eye swollen shut)

oh god texas what happened

oh my god can you even hear me right now

just don't move i'm calling an ambulance

yes hello, i need to report a medical emergen-TEXAS DON'T YOU DIE ON ME


TEXAS NOOOOOOOO