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(Texas walks in covered in blood and with one eye swollen shut)
oh god texas what happened
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oh my god can you even hear me right now
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just don't move i'm calling an ambulance
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yes hello, i need to report a medical emergen-TEXAS DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
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TEXAS NOOOOOOOO
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