OPEN THREAD: THIRD SHIFT

You know, sometimes you have a good idea like, "hey, let's do a contest where local kids can submit uniform ideas for our college football team! It'll be really fun and a good way of building a connection with the next generation of fans." Your intentions are completely innocent; all you want is to put together a lighthearted promotion.

At least, that's how I hope this happened.

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— Brian Bowsher (@brianbowsher) September 5, 2015

Because if it was entirely adults who designed and approved this? HOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY. Miami really is too lenient when it comes to firing employees.

On an unrelated note, we'd like to send our condolences to the family of Christian Hackenberg's thoracic vertebrae. They were good vertebrae and didn't deserve to be sacked that many times.