THE CURIOUS INDEX IS RAISING A MIGHTY CLANGA

CLANGALANGALANGALANGA-- Mississippi State set a new Guinness world record for simultaneous ringing of cowbells Thursday night at their Cowbell Yell, which was reportedly attended by a good 15,000 people. Before you ask:

1. Yes, this is a real record.

2. No, they somehow didn't have it before this.

This is all very fun and good, and if you check around any of the materials used to celebrate this last night, you'll notice the liberal use of the term CLANGA, which originated on this internet webpage. So basically, this is our record. We did it. I did it.

Right stick/triangle/triangle/x/circle/right stick. Jet-heeled Southern WR Willie Quinn is on some video game ish.

No word on whether he stuck his feet into an ice bucket on the sideline while his teammates used towels to billow away the steam. I'm sure they did.

BRAWL BACK! West Virginia and Pitt are back on each others' schedule, which is Definitively A Good Thing in this world of few Definitively Good Things. Sure, we have to wait for 2022 to see it, but we take what we can get in terms of out of conference scheduling. Your thoughts (on a game you and your opposite number Pat Narduzzi will almost certainly not be around for), Dana?

ESPecially Happy About This! pic.twitter.com/UZ66Pw7ShV

— Dana Holgorsen (@Holgorsendana) September 10, 2015

I GET IT.

Nice sandwich. Aggies with discerning palates can now order this monstrosity at Kyle Field.

Here's a better shot of @AggieChefDavid's 4-foot, 12-pound Aggie dog. #KyleField pic.twitter.com/tC6MwWAlz9

— 12th Man Foundation (@12thManFndtn) September 10, 2015

ETC. This isn't meant to discourage you necessarily, but sending your whiskey into space to age may not be completely necessary.