The Mercer Bear Statue wants to know what the deal with airline food is, and has your butt ever itched? Man that butt itch! It's something. Black people do this, but white people do this! Advertising is bad, and he's about to go off on a rant about it.
The Mercer Bear is doing an endless imitation of his Korean mother. Did you see that thing? The other day? Funny story.
The Mercer Bear will be playing the Laugh-A-Luxe in Columbia, South Carolina on August 14th, and then at the Comedy-Colon in Greensboro on August 17th. The Mercer Bear also has a band. I mean, it's technically on hiatus because Wall Street Bull is in rehab again but before that we were really gettin' going.
The Mercer Bear has a deep and meaningful and hilarious relationship with a brand, politician, or B-actor that only he can convey in its full beauty. He's a Democrat, and has opinions about Republicans and maybe also Star Wars or some other relatable mainstream sci-fi.
Follow Mercer Bear's abstruse twitter feed @ursus_laughtos. Also, please check out his podcast, "Did you see the thing? The other day?" on iTunes, or follow him on Youtube at URSUS_LAUGHTOS. Please do not approach him during the feeding and breeding seasons of May and June, as he may attack without warning.
You'll die...of LAUGHTER! Or blunt force trauma.