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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.14: SPEAKING ON THE SEC

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WE GOT SOME THINGS TO LAY AT THE FOOT OF THE CROSS ABOUT THE SEC, AND ALSO SOME ROBOT MURDER TALK

This week's entire podcast is devoted to speaking on the SEC in a preview-ish sort of way. This doesn't mean we won't talk about things like:

  • Which SEC fanbase is most/least likely to attack and dismember a robot?
  • Which team Florida loses to this year from the pair of Tennessee and/or Kentucky?
  • Following up on that, how losing to your spouse's rival is a delayed kind of rage
  • Is the SEC going to be relevant in any way besides ruining people's lives in all directions? (A: No!)
  • How any team can screw any situation up at any time no matter how good a situation you might think it could be in college football (HI WILL MUSCHAMP)
  • The inevitable mess that someone getting paid over $4 million will get into this year in the SEC West
  • Why the hell is LSU playing Syracuse on the road? (not really a question but seriously this is happening and whyyyyy)
  • Which early season loss would be ugliest for the SEC?
  • What Lane Kiffin will say publicly to get Nick Saban's banishment order
  • How a war between the SEC East and SEC West would unfold, painted in astonishing detail by Jason, who has clearly thought about this to a degree that frightens all of us a bit

The podcast, as always, may be listened to on iTunes under Podcasts/Sports, downloaded directly here, or simply played in the Soundcloud player below.