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GOODBYE ADAM LANE

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Goodbye Adam Lane
Though you're leaving Florida

You gave your all in Birmingham
Every time you ran the ball
Were you buried on the depth chart?
Or did you clash with McElwain?
No matter what, we wish you well
Gainesville won't soon forget your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Hurting those who were downwind
Never made it to the bathroom
Before the stain set in
And they tried to wash those pants
But they got trashed instead
You summed up Will Muschamp's tenure:
An offense that was shit