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FSU AND ALABAMA GIVE US THE FANBASE COLLISION WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED

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DID I SAY ALWAYS BECAUSE I MEANT NEVER

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We're getting a jump on the novelty t-shirt manufacturers and asserting copyright over the following:

NOLE TIDE

WAR CHANTS VS. DEAD PLANTS

BAMA BANGS VS. PRISON GANGS

JIMBO GETS EM PAID
SABAN FAILED IN DADE

NO JACOB COKER RETURNS WITHOUT RECEIPT

ONE OF US WILL PROBABLY BE UNDER NCAA INVESTIGATION BY THE TIME THIS GAME HAPPENS

GRAYSHIRTS ARE THE CLOSEST ALABAMA GETS TO INTEGRATION

WE'VE GOT THE ELEPHANTS, YOU'VE GOT THE CIRCUS SCHOOL

THE JOHN BRANTLEY FAN CLUB BOWL

WINNER GETS DESTIN

LOSER TELLS CHIP BROWN THEY'RE INTERVIEWING AT TEXAS

THE WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINIA

(We know many of these are terrible but that's sort of how the novelty t-shirt business works.)