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Quarterback: J.T. Barrett
Running Back: Ezekiel Elliott
Left Tackle: The most perfect sunset you've ever seen
Left Guard: A clean energy source that costs almost nothing and only has gingerbread as a byproduct
Center: One thousand puppies that are already housebroken
Right Guard: Watching Purple Rain with Prince and oh shit he brought snacks
Right Tackle: AH-64D Apache Long Bow Helicopter
Tight End: Coming home after a totally smooth vacation to a completely clean house
Wide Receiver: This picture of Paul Newman
Wide Receiver: This other picture of Paul Newman
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