Earlier today, one intrepid Ohio State fan decided he would bring the heat to Cardale Jones on Twitter. It ended so, so poorly for this gentleman, to the point where he chose to give up Twitter for good. There's no way he knew what he was getting into - if he did, he'd just have deleted his account without sending the offending message in the first place.
You probably think you'll never fall into a trap like this. You're smart, and thoughtful, and careful about what you say. That isn't enough to save you, though. So we have created a random answer generator that can authoritatively answer social media's most difficult question: should you delete your Twitter account?