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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.12: HERE LIES FOOTBALL EROTICA

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THIS EPISODE COVERS THE TRULY AROUSING MOMENTS IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

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PURE FOOTBALL EROTICA. That's not an exaggeration, we discuss pure football erotica this week, or at least what we find to be erotic in the game of football. I mean, before that we all talk about BET Uncut returning, but yeah: definitely some football erotica after all the talk about BET Uncut. Get your towels, because it's gonna get steamy! Also the cleaning crew did not come last night and there's some pretty disgusting stuff on these benches.

In addition to the following suspiciously football-like topics.

  • Gus Malzahn suggesting a freshness seal and/or born-on date for SEC teams is a necessary thing
  • Houston Nutt appearing at Big 12 Media Days either looking for a job or scouting the Mary Kay Convention across the hall
  • A list of things Art Briles could say out loud and not get prosecuted for
  • A record total of coach imitations and serial killer references
  • How Ryan and LaDainian Tomlinson are basically the same person

The issue many of you reported with iTunes seems to have resolved itself, and this episode should be up under Sports/Podcasts. You may also listen in the Soundcloud player below, or download directly here.