MEANINGLESS POWER RANKINGS: WI-FI

18. In-flight

17. AmtrakConnect

16. Cruise ship

15. Panera

14. Mom and Dad's house

13. Hotel (free)

12. Airport (paid)

11. BoltBus

10. Starbucks

9. Library

8. Neighbor's unsecured router

7. Your house right after you move in

6. Coffee shop (non-Starbucks)

5. Airport (free)

4. Office

3. McDonald's

2. Hotel (paid)

1. Your house two months after you move in and the cable company actually gets your shit working