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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.11: THE MYANMAR OR ALABAMA EPISODE

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FEARLESS LEADER RETURNS TO TALK ABOUT OPIUM CAMPING

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The Shutdown Fullcast returns this week with special guest Spencer Hall, senior Myanmar consultant and occasional college football writer.

Highlights include:

  • We play "Myanmar or Alabama?", the game Alabama usually loses
  • A discussion of "camping" for opium
  • An introduction to INSEIN PRISON, Myanmar's hottest talk show, "Monk Talk," and how we're going to get the Big Ten's headquarters coated in jade
  • Where we'd move SEC Media Days (hint hint: a missile silo is involved)
  • A comprehensive review of the conference Media Days that don't suck
  • An appreciation of giant men on a banana boat without any desire to every know what said image means
  • The best players we've ever seen play football in person, which is almost like actual football talk

You may listen in the Soundcloud player below, subscribe on iTunes under Sports Podcasts, or download directly here. WELCOME TO THE INSEIN PRISON BOWL.