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PRESENTING THE GASLIGHT COLLECTION

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IT'S NOT A LIE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY THE NATION'S COLLECTIVE MEMORY

At first blush, printing a Texas A&M themed shirt that proclaims "BAMA'S GOT NOTHIN' ON US" less than a year after this

seems like a bad idea. Factual inaccuracy in novelty t-shirts is a venial sin, but flat out ignoring reality this egregiously is too much. Who's going to buy this item? Bama fans looking for an ineffective but humorous bath mat?

Unless...you're trying to gaslight the entirety of college football and make us doubt that which we were once so certain of. If that's the case, not only does EDSBS wholeheartedly approve, we want to help! Just a few possibilities we've prepared.

For Duck fans:

We could probably sell at least 100 of these in Tallahassee:

Give these out at your first home game, Cal. CHANGE HISTORY FOREVER.

#JamarcusCanStillMakeIt

Show the world that you feel totally confident in this relationship, Louisville fans!

Now Baylor fans can make Art Briles proud by showing their true colors - (editor's note: include whatever the Belgian flag's colors are)!

Easily the best-selling shirt amongst our commentariat.

Cheer cheer for old Notre Dame / We surely won't compare every coach to someone who died in 1973

No, this one isn't personal. Why do you ask?