LOUISVILLE'S NEW HELMET IS COMING FOR YOU

IN THE NIGHT, WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE SAFE IN YOUR BED

By Ryan Nanni Jun 25, 2015, 4:52pm EDT

Adidas unveiled new Louisville uniforms today, and, well, they're Adidas uniforms. Whether you like them or not isn't really the point, unless you're a top-level high school football player with a scholarship offer from Louisville. If you are a top-level high school football player, I can't imagine EDSBS has been helpful to you in the slightest. You should leave now before a recruiting service finds out and knocks a star off your rating.

Everyone else, take a look.

There's definitely a counterfeit Oregon feel to this jersey, and the numbering is a little track-listing-from-a-Bush-album-nobody-bought. But it's not terrible and, again, we're not the target audience.

You know, I kind of like these gloves! Properly executed, you can get the entire offense flapping these suckers at once and become Football Hitchcock. MAKE A PLAY, TIPPI HEDREN.