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CAREFUL WHICH ACCOUNT YOU TWEET FROM, BERT

Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports

For reasons we cannot explain, it was only recently brought to our attention that Bret Bielema's dogs, Lucy and Ricky, have (unverified) Twitter accounts. Though neither tweets often, they do cater to their SEC fanbase. There are Penn Wagers jokes.

And Finebaum references.

And Big 10 shade.

And fart jokes.

It's a good way for Bielema to show a little bit of personality, but let us be clear - these accounts will be used for something nefarious, if they haven't been already. Ricky might contact a recruit during a dead period on behalf of the Razorbacks. Lucy might accidentally tweet "silk road alternatives." Either might slide into the DMs of a pornbot. Hey, somebody's gotta be sending out all those buttshots.

(HT: Sean O'Connor)