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NAVY CAN USE GUNS BUT FLORIDA CAN'T?

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TYPICAL NCAA DOUBLESPEAK

Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports

Oh, but when Florida/Florida State/Miami/FIU/FAU/UCF/USF players go swimming with assault rifles on government property, it's an "institutional problem" that "shows football is more important than public safety" and "wait you gave a five star recruit a HAL Light Combat Helicopter" so now we have to "declare your university a separatist nation at war with the United States." Apparently the Second Amendment "clearly doesn't include storming a pharmacy and cleaning it out and then selling asthma medication on eBay."

But Navy can do whatever it wants. Where is the justice, man?