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THE MC TURNS OFF THE GRAVITY

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ONE EASY WAY TO MAKE FOOTBALL SAFER

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So by and large no one has any suggestions on how to clean football up and prevent the plague of head injuries that may be the death of the sport as we know it, but the answer seems pretty simple if you watch this. It's a solution anyone who's played Halo online knows and knows well: Just turn gravity down, and let the players do the rest. That F will get a lot smaller if you take the M and the A in the equation and reduce them, and what better way to reduce them than to turn Mother Gravity down to a manageable, pleasant level. Don't ask how. Marco Wilson obviously already knows the answer, and will be happy to share his secrets if you just offer him a scholarship.

P.S. You'll want to turn the gravity down fast, there are also people like Zaquandre White coming to your citaayy and they like using the full power of their not-inconsiderable momentum. "THAT'S JUST BAD TACKLING," says the guy who has eight laptops open to mention traveling before every dunk ever.