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THE MC PLAYS "WHERE IS EVERETT GOLSON"

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AMERICA'S NEW FAVORITE KIDS BOOK ASKS KIDS TO FIND THE TRANSFERRING QB

Where is Everett Golson

Wherever can he be?

Is he in South Carolina

Teeing off with OBC?

Is he down in Tuscaloosa

With Lane Kiffin and his friends

Wait that rumor must be fiction!

Lane Kiffin has no friends.

Is he down in Tallahassee

With Jimbo Fisher at the mall

They've got a Belk and GNC!

Tallahassee has it all!

Is he visiting in Gainesville

With the Gators new head man

Where "We need you to throw touchdowns"

Means "there's no one else who can!"

Is he getting royal treatment

At Mississipi West?

Houston Nutt just made that college up!

Houston Nutt is still the best!

Is he wandering the nation

Looking for a starting spot

Is he stuck in Colorado

Smoking pounds of legal pot?

Or is he just in nowhere?

Well that's a finer place to be

Nowhere's not in Indiana

So by default? That's victory.