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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL SUPPORTS RESPONSIBLE PHOTOSHOPPING

Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

Though it's apparently been discussed for a few weeks, we just now saw that Maryland is considering selling beer and wine at Terps sporting events. There are three good things about this:

1. Some believe in-stadium alcohol sales will discourage binge drinking before games and reduce the number of negative incidents associated with 22 year old dudes guzzling down half a handle of Bacardi at 11:30 in the morning.

2. You get to imagine an angry Maryland fan demanding that a wine vendor "open this gate and sell me some goddamn chardonnay right now I don't care that sales stop after the third quarter we just lost to Rutgers."

3. We get to make photoshops of Randy Edsall drinking on the sideline.

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