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THE MC SAYS STOP USING LAME BIKINI PHOTOSHOPS

OR WE WILL NOT STOP PHOTOSHOPPING PITT COACHES INTO PERSONAL AREAS

By Spencer Hall
Gregory Fisher-USA TODAY Sports

EDSBS CHARITY BOWL HOME STRETCH DONATE HERE AND BE AWESOME AND MAYBE HELP US GET A DISFIGURING BIG TEN-THEMED TATTOO

He's already deleted it, but dammit, college football coaches: stop sending out recruiting materials that stoop to the level of Sports Illustrated's last functional ploy to keep your grandfather subscribed. This may be the image Pitt TE coach Tim Salem tweeted out. Then again, maybe it isn't.

WannstedtBikini

Like you even think of having a bikini on when you think of "Pitt swimwear." Pitt swimwear is more like a stretched out Budweiser one-piece that sags in the ass and has a hole in the seam and yanno maybe a few cigarette burns from where you fell asleep at the lake in it. (No, not the beach: at the lake, and in a boat you definitely do not own.) We repeat our threat, though: Wannstedt can be photoshopped onto any piece of swimwear. We'll do it. That's a threat.

And now in a not at all unnatural segue: updates on the EDSBS Charity Drive!

WELL IT'S CLOSE BUT: At north of $26K as of lunch today, we are racing toward the finish and the goal of $30K for the drive. Michigan remains way, way in the lead, both in terms of total donors AND a major contribution of $1,200 from an individual yesterday.  They weren't alone, though: a K-State donor kicked in $700 (for the year of Bill Snyder's birth in Bavaria) and a Notre Dame donor dropped a grand to try and make us say nice things about Notre Dame.

NICE THING ABOUT NOTRE DAME: They have gorgeous landscaping, and we love at least eight people who went there. Oh! And this!

TODAY'S DONATION: Florida people, help us out and donate in the proper sum to at least beat Alabama, something we haven't done since 2008. But oh, what a day that was.

TebowIsAnAmazingPasser

TIM TEBOW IS THE GREATEST PASSER OF OUR TIME. We have two days left, Gators.

WHEN IS THIS OVER? We let it run through Sunday, though we're not exactly tight about Sunday donations that get in under the wire. We'll announce a winner on Monday, and if we get over $30K it's time to go tattoo shoppin'.

GIVE? Yes, give here, and give often to a good cause, New American Pathways. Full standings follow.

Designation # of Donations Donation Total
University of Michigan 118 8945.73
Georgia Institute of Technology 11 2149.02
Notre Dame 11 1487.28
University of Texas 4 803.82 (60.44 Monthly x11)
Kansas State 2 736.18
Ohio State University 10 686.44
Indiana University 5 634.88
University of Georgia 3 603.12
Texas A & M 10 586.31
University of Minnesota 5 534.96 (30.14 Monthly x11)
University of Alabama 7 495.88
Louisiana Tech University 1 487
Auburn University 6 464.93
University of Florida 10 450.62
University of Oregon 5 444.06
Michigan State 6 419.41
University of California Los Angeles - UCLA 1 380.2
University of Wisconsin 7 292.48
Syracuse University 4 276.24
Cornell 1 250
Harvard 3 226.24
Case Western Reserve 1 220
Virginia Tech 6 211.37
Clemson University 5 195.72
Make Spencer Eat Cheese U 3 191.06
University of Tennessee 4 186.17
University of Nebraska - Lincoln 3 168.65
University of Oklahoma 2 161.18
Boise State 1 160.49
Kenyon College 1 159.42
Florida State University 3 154
West Virginia University 2 150.74
University of Southern California 3 150.5
University of Mississippi - Ole Miss 4 149.92
Duke University 3 146.8
Arizona State University 1 142
University of Memphis 1 121.17
Hamilton College 1 111.11
University of Maryland 3 111
University of California San Diego - UCSD 1 100
UAB 1 100
Publix Chicken Tender Sub University 1 100
University of South Carolina 3 93.43
Princeton 2 90.82
Oregon State University 1 79.3
Mississippi State 2 75.03
Oneida YMCA 1 75
Penn State University 2 73.14
University of Montana 1 71.37
Miami University (Ohio) 1 66.06
University of Arkansas 2 62.14
Purdue 1 62.1
Baylor 1 61.58
Wake Forest University 2 60
University of Kentucky 1 60
University of Washington 3 57.45
University of Pittsburgh 3 56.23
University of Southern Mississippi 1 50
Georgia State University 1 50
University of Missouri - Mizzou 2 49.1
Texas State University 1 48.45
University of Virginia 2 47.39
Central Michigan University 2 46.45
Western Michigan University 1 44.14
University of Idaho 1 43.42
Northwestern University 1 43.4
Marshall 1 42.27
Miami University (Florida) 1 40
Texas Tech 1 39.33
University of Louisville 1 38.01
North Carolina State University 1 35.07
Appalachian State University 1 34.32
Bowling Green State University 1 33.28
University of North Carolina 1 31.28
University of Utah 1 31.17
University of Kansas 1 30
Rutgers 1 26.24
University of North Dakota 1 25
University of Arizona 1 25
State University of New York at Albany 1 25
Oklahoma State 1 25
Kalamazoo 1 25
Iowa State 1 25
Fresno State 1 25
University of Cincinnati 1 24.51
College of the Holy Cross 1 23
Boston College 1 22
Grand Valley State University 1 21.17
University of Louisiana Monroe 1 21.14
Tulane 1 19.98
(The) College of Wililam and Mary 1 16.93
Columbia University 1 16.13
Washington State University 1 13.17
State University of New York at Buffalo 1 10.44
University of Colorado Bolder 1 10.09
University of Rhode Island 1 10