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MUSICAL WEEK: ONE GAME MORE

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A STORY FROM THE STREETS OF PARIS (TEXAS)

ART BRILES: One game more
Another game, another team to beat
To prove our playoff resume's complete
We beat the Frogs along the climb
We surely can a second time
One game more

BOB STOOPS: My team has caused me such dismay
Our record left me brokenhearted

BRILES: One game more

STOOPS & CHARLIE STRONG: Next season seems so far away
But every shootout needs a target

MIKE GUNDY: One more game all on my own

STOOPS & STRONG: Will our rivalry ascend?

GUNDY: Bedlam's such a better pairing

STOOPS & STRONG: I was born to spar with you

GUNDY: Venom's just no fun alone

STOOPS & STRONG: And kickoff is set for noon

GUNDY: But I can't make Bob Stoops care

PAUL RHOADS: One more game before the storm!

STOOPS: Do I focus on the Horns?

RHOADS: Where the Cyclones will be beaten!

STOOPS: What is up with Gundy's hair?

RHOADS: Even Kansas made us mourn

STOOPS: What color polo should I wear?

RHOADS: I am so proud of this team!

ALL: The time is now!
The game is here!

BRILES: One game more!

GARY PATTERSON: One more game for resolution
Baylor just had better luck
I will crush those Baptist schoolboys
If the refs aren't stupid fucks

BRILES: One game more!

JEFF LONG & CONDI RICE: Noles against the Ducks
Bama is confirmed
Wasn't long ago
We had the Horned Frogs third
Baylor fans were pissed
Shouted "head to head"
We'll select the Buckeyes
In the Big 12's stead

THE OTHER BIG 12 COACHES: One game to a new beginning
Our true champion is nigh!
No more pointless debating
No more pointless debating
There's a conference for the winning
There's a conference to be won
One game for a Big 12 ring

STOOPS: Our bowl game's done
In short: it blewwwwwwwwwww

BRILES: One game more!

STOOPS & STRONG: My team has caused me such dismay
Our record left me brokenhearted
Next season seems so far away
But every shootout needs a target

PATTERSON: I will find that damn committee
They will pay for what they've done
And their fate will not be pretty
Playoff bullshit in year one

BRILES: One game more!

LONG & RICE: Noles against the Ducks
Bama is confirmed
Wasn't long ago
We had the Horned Frogs third

PATTERSON: One more game for resolution
Baylor just had better luck
I will crush those Baptist schoolboys
Tomorrow's our deciding game

BRILES: Tomorrow we're ready to play
Tomorrow's our deciding game

ALL: Tomorrow we'll discover
One true champion they will not ignore
One more loss
One more win
One game more!