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FOR ALL THE TIM TAMS

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LET'S GET THIS AUSTRALIAN BOWL GOING ALREADY

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Not sure what the sticking point is for the obviously great idea, Pac-12. Slogan? It's probably a slogan. You are free* to use one or more of the following:

- Battle In The OutPac

- Mad Cats: Beyond Carrier Dome (in case of Arizona/Syracuse only)

- Maybe A Dingo Ate Your QB

- Waltzing MAC-tilda (requires MAC opponent)

- Bud Foster: Australian For Fear (if Virginia Tech is selected)

- Tie Me ASU Down Sport

- Crocodile SC

- Oh Right That Place In Tampa, Run By The Idiots Who'd Never Even Been To Our Country And Might As Well Have Named It "Funny Accent Ponderosa," Good Thing We Have Our Own Version Of That Bullshit

- We Also Have A Bar Named For One Of Your Most Famous Murderers

- Husky Husky Husky Oi Oi Oi

- G'Day, Wake (I don't know, maybe Dave Clawson's got things on track hey stop it)

- Let There Be Blocks

- Que Syrah, Syrah (if Missouri is the opponent)

- The Great Barrier Beef

*no you have to pay us, although you won't because these are all terrible