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WHY IS YOUR PRAYER SYSTEM BANDWIDTH-BASED
THIS ENTIRE CONCEPT CONFUSES AND ENRAGES US
WHY WOULD A DIVINE POWER RUN THINGS ON A LANDLINE OR CAPACITY-LIMITED TRANSMISSION SYSTEM
IT'S NOT SKYPE FOR JESUS
WHY DOESN'T THE POPE HAVE A WORKAROUND OR BACKUP SYSTEM
WHY DO YOU THINK GOD LOVES YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF EVIDENCE HE LOVES FLORIDA STATE AND OHIO STATE AND WOULD THEREFORE BE A DERANGED AND MALICIOUS DEITY
WHEN A MAN SITS DOWN ALONE WITH AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR ARREST THAT MAN BEFORE HE GETS TO THE SECOND VERSE
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