THE MC IS, ADMITTEDLY, A LITTLE CONFUSED

It's National Signing Day, so assuredly the strangest story of the day will be a recruit picking Missouri with a live tiger on his -

CoachingSearch has learned that Brady Hoke will join the Notre Dame staff. http://t.co/Y9bpzXMkuW

— Chris Vannini (@ChrisVannini) February 4, 2015

Wait, what?

Ol' Pizzafarts?

In South Bend?

Do they know Thursday night is Pizza Night there?

Because Thursday night is Pizza Night.

This is critically important, Notre Dame. More so than hiring a former head coach with a winning record against you who was run out of town on a very expensive rail thanks in large part to an easily riled fanbase getting riled as hell. More so than hiring that head coach to coach defensive line, which is actually not that terrible of an idea once you get past the "Brady Hoke was run out of town on a very expensive rail" thing. More so than the inevitable comedy of Brian Kelly screaming at Brady Hoke and Brady Hoke having no visible reaction because he's thinking about cheese or the second season of "Happy Days" or something.

Thursday night = Pizza Night.

Better check on that cheese closet.

UPDATE:

Just got word from Brady Hoke on the Notre Dame rumors via text. He said, "NOT HAPPENING"

— Sam Webb (@SamWebb77) February 4, 2015

WOOOOOOOO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON