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IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE WHOLE ACC THE BUSINESS

Yesterday, the ACC announced that Doug Rhoads would be stepping down as Coordinator of Football Officials. We can't imagine how difficult it is to hold a job like that for a Power 5 conference, but we can imagine the perfect replacement candidate: Ron Cherry. His qualifications are more than impressive:

- Encyclopedic knowledge of the rule book.

- Committed to thoroughness in all of his duties.

- Unafraid to embrace new styles within the rules of the game.

- Capitalist, but understands that commerce must be regulated for the good of society.

- Is not a Pac-12 referee.

We look forward to you accepting Mr. Cherry for this position, John Swofford. He's the only man for the job. (He's also the only man brave enough to put a lightly sedated coyote at back judge, but that coyote's gonna have a better sense of offensive pass interference than you think.)