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THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL IS 100% AMERICAN

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ATTENTION

Thomas Campbell-USA TODAY Sports

THE AMERICAN ATHLETIC CONFERENCE SCHEDULE FOR 2015 IS HERE

GET ON YOUR FEET FOR USF VS. MARYLAND

CANCEL WHATEVER PLANS YOU HAVE THAT MIGHT CONFLICT WITH TEMPLE-CHARLOTTE

THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MOSTLY ON MAINE AT TULANE

ALSO TULSA GAMES

PLEASE IGNORE THAT MIAMI-CINCINNATI GAME ON A THURSDAY NIGHT

WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN GET ESPN TO AIR AN EPISODE OF MAJOR DAD INSTEAD

BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU

THE AMERICAN ATHLETIC CONFERENCE: WE'RE JUST LIKE MAJOR DAD

SUPER PATRIOTIC BUT WARMHEARTED

(WE KNOW HE'S A MARINE BUT WHATEVER WE HAVE NAVY NOW CUT US SOME DAMN SLACK)