OPEN THREAD, SECOND SHIFT

This is who Baylor has in at quarterback right now.

And his full name is Lynx Gunner Hawthorne, I gotta change my Heisman vote now

— HOLIDAY APPRECIATOR (@edsbs) December 5, 2015

Lynx has a brother.

BRIXX HAWTHORNE RT @tommyk772: @edsbs his brother's name is brixx, not kidding

— HOLIDAY APPRECIATOR (@edsbs) December 5, 2015

Your name is not Lynx or Brixx, and that's a shame. But it's a shame we can rectify, thanks to the EDSBS Hawthorne Name Generator.