THE CURIOUS INDEX BROUGHT PICTURES

BAYLOR DESTROYED YOU, UNC. So badly that it forced me to make a shoddy infographic.

ROLLING PAPER TIGERS. Three Clemson players are leaving South Florida early after reportedly failing their drug tests, including freshman deep threat Deon Cain and backup kicker Ammon Lakip, who was arrested in June for DUI and cocaine possession. You might recall that Oregon had two players suspended for drug reasons just before the National Championship last season, and that turned out just fine!

MORE LIKE JARED GONE. Cal's quarterback likely finished his college career by throwing for six scores against an overmatched Air Force team, so get ready for four months of Is He Kyle Boller Or Aaron Rodgers? The answer is neither; they both managed to beat Stanford at least once.

CHIP KELLY IS AVAILABLE. He hates recruiting and dealing with boosters, but Chip Kelly's offense can be unstoppable when it's operating and peak efficiency. As it turns out, "starting quarterback Sam Bradford" is incongruous with peak efficiency, but, hey, it's not like Chip Kelly went out and got wait what ok yeah that's probably a good reason he got fired.

CONGRATULATIONS, AUBURN. You're supposedly getting the guy who held you to under 300 yards of offense for the game and shut you out in the first half.

Barring a late snag, it looks like LSU defensive coordinator Kevin Steele is headed to Auburn for the same position.

— Chris Low (@ClowESPN) December 30, 2015

Of course, you still have the guy who orchestrates said offense, which ranks 88th in yards per play gained. Is that worst in the SEC West? Why, friend, it is! (It's still better than Florida did.)