The Marmot Boca Bowl! Which if you read in a hurried fashion looks like "the marmot's mouth bowl". Which reminds us that marmots brought The Black Death to Europe, and that there's a plague of bowl games, folks. This is a horrendous segue and forget you just read it.
Topics covered include:
- A reminder that this is being played in a stadium that could have been named after a private prison company!
- And is instead being sponsored in South Florida by a company that makes cold weather gear!
- Discover the secrets of Senior Island, where seniors rule!
- Hear tales of Benny's on the Beach, where one team will have a party complete with WAFFARITOS and omelets you have to cut with a knife!
- A quick acknowledgement that this is one of the best bowl matchups, actually
- The revelation of a disgusting fact about FAU's record in its own stadium!
- A proposal to defend a masters thesis by force from one of college football's most misunderstood coaches!
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