SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 40 FOR 40: THE MIAMI BEACH BOWL

IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS BOWL IT'S TOO LATE. For your career, since watching a game on a Monday afternoon all but guarantees you've given up on this line of work completely. Good for you! Watch Western Kentucky and USF play a desperate bowl game in a baseball stadium that may have bankrupted a city.

Topics include:

• a profile of the ideal most brawl-prone college football player imaginable
• a review of Miami stories, including the time Holly almost ran over a group of despondent Notre Dame fans, and also the time a couple of guys left a shark on the train
• the revelation that Hulk Hogan was, at one point, a quiet English student in Tampa
• Western Kentucky is a Tennessee state school, because Volunteers are bad at maps
• How an 11-2 Western Kentucky team fell down to this bowl game
• A list of ticket prices for this game equalling something like money laundering, which is totally what this game is

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