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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.37: PLAYOFFS, RANKINGS, AND STOP RUINING TOMATOES

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WE TAKE NOTHING BUT LADIES QUESTIONS THIS WEEK, REGISTERED SEXHAVERS TAKE NOTE

The final regular season preview episode of the Shutdown Fullcast is an emotional one, especially when Ryan starts talking about the tragedy of putting tomatoes in the refrigerator.

Topics include:

  • The Playoff rankings, and the discussion of every single scenario possible that might turn this otherwise clear national title setup into a complete trash-heap
  • One of those is Florida winning! A thing that cannot happen!
  • Reader questions, including the aforementioned passionate plea on behalf of tomato protectors everywhere, a refusal to read any questions not sent in by a woman, a protracted battle against the registered sexhavers of Twitter, and why Roomba would be better out of the backfield than easily half of the running backs in the nation.
  • A truncated look at the week to come, and vigorous debate about the most racist and patriotic of the championship games.
  • Listen in the Soundcloud player below, subscribe on iTunes, or download directly here, ye registered sexhavers of the world.