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THE CURIOUS INDEX ENCOURAGES YOU TO STOP SNITCHING

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PLEASE, I BESEECH YOU TO QUIT ACTING SUSPECT.

Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports

COOL, THIS AGAIN. Another year, another extremely hurt individual snitching on a Heisman Trophy candidate after a deal wasn't as fruitful as they were hoping. This time it's LSU's Leonard Fournette in the crosshairs after an apparel line featuring a phrase trademarked by Fournette's mother never got off the ground, and the people who helped set up the business end are real mad they gave the Fournettes a discount on their services.

It's difficult to stress just how lame this is. It doesn't even seem like Fournette had much at all to do with it himself, it's just another case of adults not acting like adults when a very talented teenager is in the middle of things. You may feel free to not care about this at all.

Oh, and Lord help me if we find out one of these guys is an Alabama fan trying to get Fournette iced right before the LSU-Alabama game. We'd have to get the Marines involved so they can call in a highly targeted, tactical diaper change.

So, in the words of Fournette, this is #suspect as hell.

SO, ABOUT LAST NIGHT. Baylor squeaked by Kansas State after Bill Snyder almost coaxed another upset about of the mystical Wildcat Stone/extremely large Werther's Original in his office. Jarrett Stidham was awesome in his first college start, going 23-33 for 419 yards and three touchdowns, but the Bears' defense nearly bricked the game for them. Nervy times in the Big 12 are here.

CLANGA beat Mizzou 31-13 in a game that was most notable for being played inside a dishwasher. Oh, and the Tigers finally scored an offensive touchdown for the first time in a month.

IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION. Godfrey and Bud talk through it about why Georgia should fire Mark Richt. I can't say I disagree with the assessment.

ETC. We will always remember you fondly, Vontaze Burfict.