THE CURIOUS INDEX MAKES A BAD CAKE

JIM HARBAUGH MADE A CAKE WITH AN ENTHUSIASM UNKNOWN TO MANKIND

Great birthday wishes from a great coaching staff pic.twitter.com/yQxJ4lmoc9

— Its Lit (@XCV____) November 24, 2015

That's either Texas or a jaundiced amoeba. (HT: LGHL)

OF COURSE LES MILES GETTING CANNED IS ABOUT MORE THAN FOOTBALL. It's a large state university with no fewer than eight different power brokers involved just after an election, so sure, everything will become massively more screwed up before this thing is resolved. (HINT: it ends with Les Miles, Lt. Governor.)

MORE LIKE COACH ORANGERON. LSU D-line coach and former Ole Miss head coach Ed Orgeron described his interest in the Syracuse football job as "high," meaning he's probably using a tamping iron right now to break into the football offices and occupy them before you can even question his decision.

EVEN THE BUSHES AT AUBURN ARE DESIGNED TO TAUNT ALABAMA. When fans trampled the hedges at Jordan-Hare, the horticulturists just left them as is, because you know: psychological warfare starts with shrubbery. Also please note what maximum SEC points you get for a stadium having lovely flowers because the coach wanted a decent yard inside the stadium.

LET'S JUST FORGET THAT EVER HAPPENED. Gary Pinkel's final game sounds really, really depressing.

ETC: The joys of watching a juggernaut like Real Madrid get utterly flattened. Tracy Morgan rules, and not just because he talks about immediately impregnating his wife after an interview. Wright went to Paris.