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THE CURIOUS INDEX EMBRACES ANCIENT TRICKERY

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EVERY GOOD THING IN FOOTBALL WAS BASICALLY INVENTED BY 1922 ANYWAY

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OLD-TIMEY SINGLE-WING CHICANERY FOREVER.

BAYLORKICK

Art Briles will find a way to double pass out of this formation, just give him time.

FULLCAST REDUX. You know, if you haven't listened to us calling Gary Patterson a hotep coach yet.

GODFREY WENT TO MISSOURI. For a small, completely inconsequential game with no significance for a university where absolutely nothing has happened in the last two weeks. Nope, not a thing.

HERE GOES NOTHING. Will Grier's formally begun the appeals process with the NCAA re: his positive use for PED use. This basically amounts to "please give me less time for being bad at taking steroids," and it's a bold strategy, Cotton, but who the hell knows because it's the NCAA and they could do literally anything in response to an inquiry we mean Will Grier might get a mailing envelope filled with rancid hamburger meat and a note that says "NEARL LOVE YOU" because: NCAA.

IT'S GOOD TO WANT THINGS. Luke Falk for Heisman makes as much sense as anyone else, if the Heisman is an award for being hit by a truck several times in a game and not dying.

JUST MAKE THE WHOLE OFFENSE OUT OF FAKE FIELD GOAL AGAINST FLORIDA. LSU will definitely be shaking up their coaching staff, particularly on offense where Cam Cameron was probably gone anyway, but now might be double gone given LSU's offensive struggles in big games.

WELL WHY WOULD THEY NEED THAT. WHY, WE ASK. WHY?

BOOP! Boop, buddy.