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THE CURIOUS INDEX HAS ALL BELIEF SHATTERED

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"BAMA BY DEGREE, STARKVILLE BY HEART" SOUNDS LIKE AN INCURABLE MEDICAL CONDITION

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS SHATTERED. Stingray...went to Bama? NOOOOOOOOO-----

Another tragic instance of the heart saying one thing, and your diploma saying another.

YEAH BECAUSE THEY KIND OF HAVE TO BE. A few coaches who've actually commented publicly on the Mizzou case agree with Pinkel siding with his team. The funniest thing to consider, for us at least, is imagining Pinkel doing this, and then in his head compulsively making depth charts without every boycotting player because that's what coaches do in any situation. If you don't think your head coach doesn't have depth charts made out in the event of the Rapture, you would be very, very wrong.

YES. DO THIS. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. END OUR NATIONAL NIGHTMARE. Done deal, Nick Saban to the Colts, heard first on the internet and second in reality, congratulations to Mr. Irsay and to the Saban family on taking the obvious step to the next level. Much success and best wishes, bye, au revoir, sayonara, sure we'll help you move, be over in a few--

JUST HIRE MARIO CRISTOBAL. Don't think, just hire him, he probably still has the keys to various offices, and he really should have never been fired from FIU in the first place. Hire him and quit thinking about other people, Miami, especially Lane Kiffin, aka the next coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide when Nick Saban goes to Indianapolis.

OL' WANDERIN' SONNY. Cal's coach might be at Houston next year if Tom Herman leaves for higher paychecks and bigger horizons. This is because Dykes and the AD at Cal reportedly do not get along, and also because Sonny ykes oesn't ten to hire defensive coorinators, leaing to very exciting football games but often uneven recors.

ETC: This is the only way to learn English. Dick Deer Slayer; DICK DEER SLAYER? Dick Deer Slayer.