SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.31: THE UNDER 30 MINUTES BUT IT'S STILL FREE EPISODE

Shutdown Fullcast reviews the second week of Playoff Rankings and previews the week to come using a low bid system. It works for the government, so.

• The Smooth 'n Sexy Playoff Committee follows up last year's smash hit "Game Control" with their new slow jam, "Body Clock."
• Should Kansas be a playoff team, considering how many wins their opponents have?
• Jeff Long loves every movie and will give it a glowing review!
• LSU-Arkansas is renamed the Layaway Bowl.
• Who told you Mark Stoops killed his neighbor? That's certainly not true, nor is it relevant to Kentucky basketball.
• Why won't you go to sleep Pac-12 oh god we're so tired

Listen in the embedded Soundcloud player below, subscribe on iTunes, or download directly here.