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SHUTDOWN FULLCAST 3.23: THE FLORIDA EPISODE

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FLORIDA FOOTBALL MIGHT BE GOOD NOW, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW BAD THE STATE OF FLORIDA IS

The Shutdown Fullcast talks mostly about the time we cooked food on a redneck shopping cart grill on a fire made from burning furniture stolen from a Haverty's dumpster. This may seem odd, but the idea of a dominant victory over a good team by the Florida Gators? So overwhelming to Ryan and I that celebrating Floridian squalor is the only way to reset our expectations and return to something like reality.

Topics covered this week:

  • We get immediately to the question: "How shocked are you that Florida was really good for one game?"
  • A brief recollection of Florida horrors of the past
  • A warning against pitying Ohio State fans, ever
  • Why Alabama beat Georgia, and why Ole Miss lost to Florida, and a further discussion of styles making fights
  • A lengthy discussion of the most Florida moments in our lives! This includes minivans dying at Checkers, falling off of recreational vehicles, and eating roadkill deer with pocketknives.
  • A review of the coming weekend, where Jason insists he doesn't hate Cal, Ryan and I are certain we're losing to Mizzou after a great Ole Miss game, and how we all know LSU is gonna make the playoff with three losses.

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